Sunday, February 24, 2013

Russ Fung Called Me an Old Soul

It was probably over a year ago.  A couple of the Deacons at our church and I were shooting the breeze at one of the pubs down the street.  We were chatting about the youth ministry, the future of our church, matters of prayer... you know, things most people chat about in dank pubs.  That was when Russ Fung paid me a comment.  That's right, a comment.  "Yea, but you're an old soul."

Huh?  An "old soul?"  What does that mean?  You can only imagine in my transition to 30s life of achy joints, loss of "a step," and discovery of multiple grey hairs I took great offense.  "OLD SOUL!   What do you mean 'old soul?!'"
Apparently that was no slight to my decreasing ability to out run youngsters on the Ultimate Frisbee field or leap for rebounds in basketball.  It had nothing to do with the receding hairline I had secretly always coveted developing.  "Old soul" didn't even mean that I was necessarily reaping what I had sown after making fun of other youth workers age in my college years (Allen Miller will never read this) with run on skit characters.

We all remember the day we moved into our very first place.  Not the place we shared in college with friends who would become enemies because they apparently were part of a family with no soul, wishing their roommates would suffer in cleaning their dishes and picking up their clothes.  The first place you moved into after school.  The one you rented during your first series of paychecks.

Bam.  You'd arrived.  You had your very own place.  You had to make it your own.  My first place was just West of Denver, CO.  To this day the USPS hasn't decided if where I lived was Lakewood or Denver but nevertheless, I knew where it was.  It was where I picked it to be.  It was home.

It had to reflect who I was... or rather some combination of who I was and what I could afford.  There was all the donated furniture that came on behalf of the church I was serving at the time.  There was the first purchase, a large grill and toolbox, that displayed my machismo.  There was the record player and stack of records.  There was the working rotary phone.

Even today there is a lack of television in our home.  My wife, bless her heart, suffers through this old soul's old form of entertainment.  Today when she asked what we could do with our free time I said, "Can we just be?  I'd like to read."  Yep, exciting life we have here.
See, its okay for progressives to be "old souls"
Sometimes I think to myself, what did people do before internet, television, and even radio (another standard form of entertainment in the Mangosong-Shankle home)?  They read!  There's even that scene in the film "Lincoln" where he's simply sitting and reading with his son.  It was a kind of magical scene to us "old souls" of how we used to bond with our family members.

Now when our families get together we play Wii Sports until someone gets cracked in the head by a mom who doesn't understand her range of motion.  Now we sit and watch movies.  Well I don't want to watch a movie.  I want to read with you.  I want to read entire chapters to you and you to me.  I want to discuss them in great detail and have my rabid curiosity satisfied concerning everything you know about everything.

Richard Cohen wrote an amazing article about how society is falling apart around us.  Not only are we playing Wii Sports and Sypping one another.  We don't even shake hands anymore.  We hug, we say "I love you" and kiss people we've just met as a new formality.  God help you if you're an introvert in today's society.  You have to "share" everything with everyone on the internet and kiss and hug people who, if it weren't for a few hours, are total strangers.

We still joke about my being called an "old soul."  The best comments people can make about you are the ones that can be interpreted across hundreds of channels.  But I'll take it.  And to Richard Cohen, Tony Kornheiser, Russ Fung, and anyone else wishing to deem themself "old geezer," there is a small group of us "old souls" who will stand with you and for you.

The Cheesfaketory Problem #1: No Cheesecake Factory in the Bay Area has even 4-stars.  None.

Youth Ministry Frustration #1: Finding places for kids under 12 to serve their community.  They can jump off trampolines, drive dune buggies, etc but can't serve soup.

Why I Blog #1: Because when nobody edits you always feel right.

PS - Russ Fung never authorized the use of "old geezer."  Its a comment.  That's right, a comment.  I love you Russ.  Let's shake hands and a read a book at the Pub.

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Down with the Cheesecake Factory


I've never liked The Cheesecake Factory.  Not once, not ever.  I've tolerated it when being drug there by others.  Its trendy, but I've never liked it.   Let me explain...

The first time I went to the Cheesecake Factory was in Denver, CO.  A group of co-workers went downtown to celebrate something and after a short consultation with all of us I believe it was our director that made the call.

Of course my first thought was, "uuuh, I'm not a big cheesecake guy," which I wasn't at the time. Like most dudes who grow up a bit blue-collar with a diet which consisted primarily of frozen fish, TV dinners, and Tombstone pizzas, I was a bit leery about this whole experience to begin with.  However, that ambient lighting and peer pressure gave way.
such a wasted appearance
Somewhere in my college years, like many people, I started to enjoy experimenting with different tastes and flavors.  I don't think there was a term like "foodie" yet but its where I was heading.  I blame Jesus for my current taste buds which, like His grace, is accepting of pretty much anything... or anybody... um, anything or body depending on if we're talking about grace or taste buds... never mind.

In a nutshell the Bible teaches to be grateful when people offer us gifts.  It also teaches that when you're out serving and caring for folks one of the greatest ways to show them you accept them is to eat whatever is put on the table.  So yes, I blame Jesus, and St. Peter for that matter, for having eaten dog, cat, deer, kangaroo, chocolate covered ants, bulls (you-know-what), blood sausage, bats, etc.  Truthfully though, its been a fun experience.  And yes, I prefer dog to cat.


During my first visit to The Cheesecake Factory I ordered 3 different times.  There was a special of the day (because we all know the menu didn't have enough things to pick from) which I ordered, which the waitress informed me they were out of so I ordered again, and again they didn't have something on that plate either, so after a long look over the menu I ordered 3 other things and asked which was best and she picked one.  So the menu with all the entrees, useless unless you order what they have in stock.
It would be one thing if the food was great but its not.  Its not even good.  Its bland.  It feels like somebody hanging out in their kitchen went by the recipe on the back of an ingredient jar.  So needless to say this makes the price a frustration as well.

As we can see from the Men's Health article you get a plenty size portion.  So don't worry.  Your dog back home will have something they can enjoy at least.

Good to be back writing again... even if it is about nonsense.